Ask me Stuff!
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GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX
- QUEEN/KING OF _____???
- PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____???
- EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
r coming home one day and the entire apartment is just decked out in flower adorned animal skulls of various sizes and he just shouts “JEHAN WHAT DID YOU DO” and jehan comes out of the bathroom with a deer skull in his arms and a half finished daisy chain around his neck and is like “…. there was an estate sale and i found these in the basement”
"I don’t have a problem," I say to myself as I refresh plurk every thirty seconds, wondering why Plurk is such a filthy liar and what I did to deserve this treatment.
My birthday’s coming up! Which isn’t a plea for attention but, fun story, my mom called me up to ask me what I wanted and prefaced it by telling me she wasn’t buying me any more yarn
“Because [I] have enough.”
It was then I shouted out (and do keep in mind this is in the middle of a bridge with cars driving lazily past) “THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ‘ENOUGH YARN’.”
I’m not wrong, am I?
dad: I bet in heaven you get to watch the Lord of the Rings extended editions
dad: with J.R.R. Tolkien
dad: ...and C.S. Lewis giving sarcastic commentary in the background